"#103 +(1607)- [X]<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease

<matt`> called "babies"
#1423 +(646)- [X]<katers> my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roommate

<katers> needs to stop being a ho

<katers> or cut me in on the action

<katers> one or the other.
#1592 +(199)- [X]<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL

<trigg`> what exploit?

<parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT

<trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?

<parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!

<trigg`> uh ok
#1609 +(855)- [X]<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza

stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?

<Prae> to make an observation like that

<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
#3068 +(42)- [X]<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?
#5699 +(450)- [X]<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD

<Khross{killme}> O_O

<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY

<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#7199 +(92)- [X]<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for

<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1

<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
#8822 +(180)- [X]<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to ♥♥♥♥
#10940 +(200)- [X]<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?

<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...

<Jess> OK

<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different

<Jess> how can I then

<Jess> ?
#11827 +(865)- [X]<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati

<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL

<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO

<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU ♥♥♥
#12196 +(-253)- [X]<@Swanson> dude i got a dell
#13446 +(201)- [X]<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women
#22281 +(134)- [X]<Oz> Psionic?

<Oz> oh my god

<Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles?
#22887 +(254)- [X]<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen
#27436 +(149)- [X]KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no?

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ?

Eric3934: no

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks
#34192 +(261)- [X]<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?

<KArmA-> were you sleeping?

<KArmA-> is your ass sore?

<JustAGirl> no on both counts

ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose

<KArmA-> then no
#37077 +(151)- [X]<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps

<trunck> didn't need to go anywhere

<trunck> had everything in 2 ftps

<trunck> 100+k

<trunck> download

<trunck> now i suck

* Nec unzips his pants

<Nec> go ahead
#38926 +(113)- [X]<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him

<RedWolf> :/

<RedWolf> im soo popular

<Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid ♥♥♥♥ all the time.
#41270 +(270)- [X]<MiK> dont question me

<abuse[phone]> about what mik?
#45037 +(16)- [X]<@WSBN-MeBaD> Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

<@WSBN-MeBaD> Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
#46673 +(329)- [X]<bean-> penises are cute!

<carmzz> they look like little darth vaders
#58619 +(333)- [X]<Bal> saw lotr2

<biff|JK2> u like Bal?

<Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was expecting him to say 'come on silent bob'

<Lun> LOL
#61227 +(176)- [X]<Tont0> TCP/IP illustrated needs a swimsuit issue
#62810 +(290)- [X]<Kcred1176> you have to be circumcised to their magazine

<cmn22> ?????

<jrock81> easy killer

<Mooky13> what?

<Kcred1176> subscribed

<Kcred1176> sorry
#81296 +(242)- [X]<daenonok> texas vs iraq round one

<b1u3> im not particularly worried that iraq start sending ppl over here...but i live in ca, right on the coast, if they did i'd taste the first wave

<b1u3> so right now im sittin here, all the lights turned off, in my faded army fatiques, new tank of co2 in my paintball gun, ready to give anyone to come through my door a hell of a bruise
#81876 +(351)- [X]<♥♥♥♥♥> I'd give up my right hand to be ambidextrous
#107362 +(863)- [X]<||RoGuE||>: yesterday, my sister came to me and asked me where were my parents, and she smelled like beer

<||RoGuE||>: and i said... Minni, by the smell of your breath i can tell you have been drinking

<||RoGuE||>: and then she said... well, by the smell of your breath i can tell you have been sucking ♥♥♥♥, you ♥♥♥♥♥!

<[StOrM]>: what did you do rogue?

<||RoGuE||>: i brushed my teeth ¬_¬
#112614 +(321)- [X]<Shuichi-k> I learn something new everyday

<Shuichi-k> whether it be about norse religion or how far a man can stretch his ass

<Shuichi-k> ah, irc
#115462 +(317)- [X]<@B-Spider`> you young bastage

<@B-Spider`> your balls drop yet?

<@|Qc|Cutthroat> all 3 of them

<@|Qc|Cutthroat> to my surprise
#153494 +(351)- [X]<_Godless_> other night, was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hella drunk

<_Godless_> next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night. Water on

<_Godless_> well the first sip tasted funny, like it was watered down really bitter beer

<_Godless_> then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I drop a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tylenol in it when I was hungover in the morning

<_Godless_> well I finaly decide to get up and change the water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue

<ravnus> rofl

<_Godless_> I just hope it was mine >_<
#156313 +(1478)- [X]<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.

<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in

<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"

<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"

<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.

<Jaguar> LMAO !
#182069 +(160)- [X]<Twinkle> Microsoft has just announced that their revolutionary new "Yboy" will weigh less than 10 pounds and be able to fit in a small backpack
#190712 +(46)- [X]<Harl> micheal jkackson is being charged

<Harl> FINNALY

<Harl> its ironic tho

<Harl> if he goes to jail

<Harl> Its ironic, because he who sodomized children, will now be sodomized by big men

<Rei> Lol

<Zord`r`> well did he actually sodomize the children?

<Zord`r`> and not just someone wanting alot of cash

<Zord`r`> and frame some famous singer?

<Harl> true

<Harl> ive never heard of white ugly women sodmizing little boys
#213275 +(353)- [X]<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch
#245967 +(913)- [X]<ecks> I'm so virgin, there isn't even a word to describe how much sex I have not had.
#258768 +(627)- [X]<+flash> WHER CAN I DOWNLOAD A VIRUS?THAT KILLS MY PC FOR FREE?

<Server> flash: www.windowsupdate.com
#258861 +(63)- [X]<blacklegions666> is here anybody into BLACK METAL

<blacklegions666> ?

<Ne[r]d> like... living color?
#262356 +(199)- [X]<polarity> your dreidel brings all the goys to the yard.
#281263 +(841)- [X]<CloneGamer> dude

<CloneGamer> i just went to put this tape on and its at the bottom of the pile right..

<CloneGamer> so in true table cloth style i yanked it out swiftly

<CloneGamer> also in true table cloth style, it went miserably wrong and like 15 tapes landed on my head

<CloneGamer> and like then my mum come in, wondering wtf the commotion was

<CloneGamer> and like, i was also like a little 'uncovered' cus i was 'polishing'

<CloneGamer> and i see the door move and see her face and covered myself up but my"