"#79 +(1295)- [X]<SYch0> [^_^

<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
#110 +(4209)- [X]<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'

<Ohtani> err

<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
#126 +(527)- [X]<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
#366 +(1453)- [X]<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?

<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,

<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."
#971 +(454)- [X]<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)

<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
#1672 +(843)- [X](Stacey```) i'd like to know who the ♥♥♥♥ encodes ♥♥♥♥ to real player

(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
#2468 +(329)- [X]<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person
#4237 +(856)- [X]<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life

<Kashan> masturbate more

<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it

<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"

<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
#6432 +(88)- [X]<PI^2> my first puter was c-64

<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D

<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)

<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D

<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
#8052 +(21)- [X]<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
#8330 +(340)- [X]<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.

<spacetwin> how was it!

<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.

<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.

<spacetwin> haha

<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
#10949 +(244)- [X]<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass

<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
#11418 +(192)- [X]<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
#14312 +(322)- [X][Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a stiffy.
#17129 +(314)- [X]<moira> o

<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills

<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard

<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard

<AnimeFreak> no

<AnimeFreak> ibm model m

<moira> sry ergonomic is best

<AnimeFreak> no

<AnimeFreak> model m > *

<jre> ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!
#17419 +(52)- [X]<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is wrong -_-
#20753 +(250)- [X]<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC?

<Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002
#22061 +(192)- [X]<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au

<themole> I can't find that machine name

<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com

*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer)

<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
#33646 +(112)- [X]<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts
#36814 +(328)- [X]<sheik> your mom

<striderj> what

<sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms ♥♥♥♥ last night

<striderj> what, hahahahahahah

<sheik> wait no thats not what i meant

<striderj> sure
#38401 +(31)- [X]<Afk♥♥♥♥ingselfinass> if i run fast enough backwards my exploding ass-flesh could act as a lubricant
#39079 +(699)- [X]<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-)

<+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-)

<@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?
#39183 +(389)- [X]<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
#42465 +(279)- [X]<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.

<@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???

<@Cheez> you gay or something?

<@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable

<@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?

<@Porn-Star> of course!

<@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird

<@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?
#47849 +(466)- [X]* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout

* Sjabby Quit

<ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4

<Karyon> lol
#48204 +(513)- [X]<Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have it come here?

<Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk
#53587 +(730)- [X]<BhavFox> FurServ: op me

<FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped.

<BhavFox> ;O)

<Kas> FurServ: suck me

<Kas> aww

<Hawx> Kas: You already suck.
#55365 +(410)- [X]<daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd

<daenonok> nerd style

<R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before.

<R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical mice...it ain't pretty.

<R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"
#74565 +(233)- [X]<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is???

<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?
#79171 +(503)- [X]<Jabberwocky> my best friend has been trying to get me together with one of her friends. And I'm headed over there tonight to -NO INNUENDO HERE- install an ethernet card in her laptop.

<Jabberwocky> "Deirdre, I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time - almost from the day I met you. Would you... You know... Like to... Play some multiplayer games?"
#85396 +(92)- [X]Albinogodzilla1: hes at a musical....yes I think hes gay...no I cant prove it
#98701 +(2174)- [X]<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!

<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.

* Exor[B-AFK] shoots self
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* Babau glares.

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#136366 +(979)- [X]<KoKaiNo> i just got pwnd what does that mean?
#138255 +(1510)- [X]<bishead> man there is such a difference between online comp players and online console players.

<bishead> when i play cs my sexuality is attacked like a hundred times and my mother's weight mentioned 50 times.

<bishead> i was playing some guy in madden 2004 on ps2. and this guy was all like "hey man ur doing pretty good" and giving me tips and ♥♥♥♥.

<bishead> but i've been playing cs too long. blurted out i wanna ♥♥♥♥ ur mother with a pole.

<bishead> i kinda felt bad after.
#145554 +(522)- [X]<Luthor> Dude, my school banned white t-shirts today :(

<Luthor> they claimed it was a gang symbol, and that it promoted violence and conflict

<Nasci> I'd rather just ban all the kids, no more violence, problem solved.
#168702 +(564)- [X]<wilywampa> dazey said i'm almost out of money and said i need to get a job

<wilywampa> i said i could steal money instead

<wilywampa> and she asked from whom

<wilywampa> i said "from old ladies, i can steal their money and beat them to death"

<wilywampa> and she said "that's awful, why would you do something like that?"

<wilywampa> i said "because babies don't have money"
#214318 +(2290)- [X]<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind?

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<@[Polynomial]> instant

<ph4tkid> ninja

<+Zanshi>"