"#202 +(721)- [X]<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average

<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)

<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#1155 +(214)- [X]<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station
#1523 +(272)- [X]<sev> there is no big brother

<sev> just a big pervert
#2855 +(51)- [X]<|nec|> hihi all

<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc
#5164 +(482)- [X]<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?
#5314 +(185)- [X]<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus

<orion-> fix it with everclear
#5694 +(734)- [X]<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"

* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.

<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam

<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
#8452 +(17)- [X]<Mousey> haha quarter chicken from mcdonalds

<mk4> whats quarter chicken ?

<mk4> like a quater pounder ?

<Punk-In-Drublic> well its not quiet a halfd of a chicken dave
#11230 +(222)- [X]<David> topic lock off ?

<David> how

<David> ?

<DJ-Pyro> /msg chanserv help

<SSJ4xVegeta> how do i group my nicks 2gether

<DJ-Pyro> /msg nickserv help

<DJ-Pyro> you'll notice a pattern
#14301 +(300)- [X]<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place

<timmo> 1) food

<var-> 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases of ramen

<timmo> hah

<kisama> heh

<kisama> vaseline isn't even that great

<kisama> ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

<kisama> you need astroglide

<kisama> and a set of japanese wack mittens

<kisama> let me link you

<kisama> http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg&x=573&y=500

<kisama> One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean.

<var-> haha

<timmo> you scare me snow

<kisama> just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the privacy of your own home.
#15655 +(251)- [X]<Mystery> singapore is nice

<_eight> ♥♥♥♥♥ is so cheap there.

<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore

<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat

<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.
#17047 +(160)- [X]<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding

<maff> that's plain desperation
#17297 +(370)- [X]<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car

<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?

<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?

<Roppongi> finger paint

<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint

<NT5> lol

<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good

<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba

<Enhanced> well ♥♥♥♥ i dont know anything about paint

<Enhanced> except finger paint

<NT5> we gonna paint us a car
#17991 +(246)- [X]<destruct> my boss just said  o/~ be a man o/~

<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?
#21784 +(334)- [X]<user> uhhh.

<IJ> Hi.

<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.

<IJ> On which channel?

<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.
#33106 +(689)- [X]<jestuh> and i'm 14k in debt on CCs

<jestuh> ;[

<synth3tic> STOP BUYING ♥♥♥♥
#37131 +(323)- [X]<Joe-> put

<Joe-> cant u do

<Joe-> if like

<Joe-> it

<Joe-> joins

<Joe-> any proxy

<Phunk> cant

<Phunk> you put

<Phunk> your ♥♥♥♥

<Phunk> on

<Phunk> one line

<Phunk> ?
#37736 +(131)- [X](Said in #asian)

<toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.
#40987 +(316)- [X](@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one

(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
#42496 +(154)- [X]WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
#49293 +(205)- [X]MetalMantisX: ozzy's daughter obviously got none of her fathers talent

KennyGetsum: both of the kids look like the mom.. ud never guess they were even related to Ozzy

MetalMantisX: his other daughter looks like him though

MetalMantisX: the smart one, thats not on the show

KennyGetsum: ya cause she was concieved while ozzys blood alcohol content was under 20%
#49309 +(359)- [X]<Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS DISGUSTING

<Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM

<Mardom> what?
#49889 +(1095)- [X]<Zang> How old is Sky?

<Cyril> 25 i think

<Cyril> he just gained a level

<Cyril> er year
#49925 +(134)- [X]<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery?

<mook> Um.

<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe?

<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
#51157 +(218)- [X]<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!

<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!
#52021 +(356)- [X]<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min

<Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc

<Dzza|Wants-SI> i once read a book

<Dzza|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school

<Dzza|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog

<Vaun> anyone else?
#54794 +(196)- [X]<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today

<ChuckD> what happened

<ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage

<ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i have tons!"

<ChuckD> i thought he was joking

<ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer sausage

<ChuckD> people looked at me funny

<ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all

<Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?
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<marc_> damnit wrong one

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#61351 +(347)- [X]* @PsykoDave eats his King Sized Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle

<@GregTG> Wow dave.

<@GregTG> That's a long way to go for a synonym of "♥♥♥♥"
#61861 +(241)- [X]<TREllis> avajdjddkdkkkkah

<geekster> oh look, trellis is looking at the bottom of his laptop again

<drochaid> someone tell him it's NOT an etch-a-sketch please

<geekster> shaking it dosen't make irc go away, it will still abuse you, more so if you break your laptop being stupid
#76507 +(167)- [X]* y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has joined #England

* WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa

<+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel

<@datafreak> its a porn channel

<@datafreak> we are all naked

<@datafreak> with webcams

<+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see
#79660 +(677)- [X]<Shrike> those lesbians

<Shrike> is there anything they won't do

<Guardian_Latino> ♥♥♥♥ men?
#80888 +(616)- [X]<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage

<Agilo> now the rain makes me horny
#107298 +(341)- [X]<Xenophon> I was talking to this really cute girl, when I was on a walk with my parents. I hadn't seen her in years. After exchanging university experiences, I asked for her ph # and my dad jumped out of the woodwork and said "I'll memorize"