"#294 +(480)- [X]<Mooglezz> IRC got me into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography

<Mooglezz> Among other things

<MoogIezz> :(
#378 +(550)- [X]<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/
#937 +(618)- [X]<QuoteSick> >:)

<QuoteSick> {:-)

<zantispam> :-{

<zantispam> ^^^ moustache

<zantispam> :-{>

<zantispam> ^^^ goatee

<acestus> {:-) ?

<acestus> Toupee?

<DigDug> >8)

<finkployd> :(-<(&)    - not happy having a tapeworm
#976 +(459)- [X]<digdug> wow

<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?

<digdug> it's one of those days...

<tokage> try /nick DigDug

<tokage> that'll probably fix it
#1579 +(94)- [X]<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ?

<riski> No.

<musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber sex..

<musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them
#3340 +(203)- [X](koch): !need some help

(koch): !anyone in private please

(@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing

(@dc): hes an idiot

(@Lynkx): !i want a vagina

(@Lynkx): ♥♥♥♥

(@Lynkx): don`t werk
#7386 +(132)- [X]<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands...
#8701 +(79)- [X]*** jamesm sets mode: -snt

<jamesm> dunno why people keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the channel modes, like, who gives a ♥♥♥♥

<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!

<jamesm> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choad munching morons

*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay
#10479 +(52)- [X]<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I

<Twid> really?  i just got there

<tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada.

<jej> WHO DOESN'T.

<Twid> they probably banned all of canada

<Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada

<tamara> 14.4
#13339 +(2)- [X]<zRz> Hello a question... that I have to make to be able to write in color in the devil??
#17886 +(344)- [X]Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"

Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
#22058 +(620)- [X]<mike> i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day

<mike> it's depths that get to me
#22751 +(186)- [X]<jimblob> did you know that haggii (thats more than one haggis) have two legs shorter than the other two, this enables them to run around hills very quickly, the down side is  that , depending on which two legs are the shortest, the haggis can only run round the hills in one direction

<miriamb> really Jim? 

<miriamb> gosh

<jimblob> yes miriam
#25117 +(190)- [X]<Shinji> wtf

<Shinji> i have a #masturbation in my logs
#33547 +(288)- [X]* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea

<Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea
#34001 +(118)- [X]<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired

<Infamous> same here

<Acid_Rain> i need ♥♥♥

<Acid_Rain> coke!
#36514 +(666)- [X]<dOink> brb gotta drop the kids off at the pool

<dOink> i mean... i gotta ♥♥♥♥

dOink (dOink@vw27711.pacific.net.au) is now known as dOi[fOOd]

<logicalentity> wtf?!

<logicalentity> food?!

<logicalentity> I thought...

* logicalentity runs away screaming
#37967 +(98)- [X]<Sean> haha you don't like the finns

<Skywalker> i have the finns

<ed|work> in a small box?

<Skywalker> hate*
#38345 +(668)- [X]<FlyNavy> why the ♥♥♥♥ does every crisis our country has have to have a catchy title, graphic, and it's own theme song?
#39132 +(217)- [X]<sac|metal|werk> anyway, star wars is real and star trek is some made up bs
#41555 +(13)- [X]--- Received a CTCP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from amoeba (to #somethingawful)

<Hee-La> score

<SteamedHams> i was about to ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Hee-La> never hesitate when ♥♥♥♥♥♥ing

<SteamedHams> but it might blackfire
#43313 +(146)- [X]<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts?

<liiwi> you take the first byte and display it

<liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it
#43554 +(330)- [X]<nafetsta> i am confused

<nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s

<nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"
#43804 +(254)- [X]<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark

<Rossell1> and I though to myself

<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"

<Overlord> someone needs a life

<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.

<Rossell1> true
#45077 +(114)- [X]<pubatch> any idea how to find out a phones phone number?

<pubatch> i cant call my regular line, my parents are in bed

* verve thinks

<pubatch> its not written on the machine, or on the phone it goes to either

<verve> i know, just call the operator and ask :P

<pubatch> hah, 'where am i!?'
#48933 +(0)- [X]<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?
#50326 +(101)- [X]<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are 2nd priority
#50841 +(307)- [X]*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there is less penis / and no sticky mess'
#52842 +(103)- [X]<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid

<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw

<McCormick> won't happend

<McCormick> you"'l have a headache

<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers

<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong

<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid

<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
#77443 +(270)- [X]samov : Is there a linux program that will end my depression?

boolean : samov: kill
#82072 +(252)- [X]<Vexx> laptops needs a new name

<Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your crotch.

<+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew
#82192 +(643)- [X]<^Spike^> I just realised

<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them.

<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK

<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.

<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.

<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
#105340 +(50)- [X][Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus"

[Kirby] yeah me to.

[Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it!

[nosebleed] let's call it urrektum
#106270 +(209)- [X][Windshear]: I'd lose my ♥♥♥♥ if it wasn't strapped on
#107307 +(234)- [X]<Borgus> How does one go about becoming an op?

<Fembot> kneepads, a dark room, and a strong stomach
#116839 +(30)- [X]<Unimita> What wobbles and flies?

<Unimita> A jellycopter

<Unimita> :D
#137638 +(-75)- [X]<@Disciple> im stuck in traffic

<@Disciple> sigh

<@oz> stop ircing from your phone you lame piece of ♥♥♥♥

<@oz> if you were jewish, that would make sense.
#141296 +(218)- [X]<Ayesha> half the men in my family have mullets XD

<dunderhead> are half the people in your family in serious relationships with other people in the famly as well?

<dunderhead> thats usually the consequence of rocking the mullet
#374795 +(322)- [X]<Xira> I seriously hope ATi catches up with nVidia

<Xira> (read: OpenGL)

<ByronT> I seriously hope my wife is in good mood tonight.

<ByronT> (read: sex)
#420391 +(1649)- [X]<Cyb> heh this guy I knew in high school forgot to write an english paper until like the day before it was due and it was supposed to be a work of fiction a couple pages long

<Cyb> so he wrote down the half-life sp story

<Cyb> and stretched it out as much as he could

<Cyb> and got an A
#562344 +(1629)- [X]<DarthFoamy> Ah, unstable connections

<DarthFoamy> How do I despise thee?

<DarthFoamy> Let me count the ways!

<DarthFoamy> 1

<DarthFoamy> 2

* DarthFoamy has quit IRC (Quit: Ping timeout)
#572822 +(470)- [X]<seelet> the frat house down the road doesnt even have wep on

<seelet> wtf

<HaLLuC"