"#709 +(727)- [X]<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?

<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking
#3233 +(111)- [X]<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !
#3295 +(261)- [X](Segment7) You cant buy happiness.

(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month
#3928 +(358)- [X]<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm

<illfates> i had my ♥♥♥♥ buried all the way into a stuffed animal

<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
#7682 +(147)- [X]<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.

<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros
#14441 +(153)- [X]*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs

<Meeko> ennnik!

<Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando!

<Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events."  "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR."  "God, I wish."

<Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride.
#17239 +(219)- [X]< Danelope> I know what I need.

< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.

<@harb> Shoeshine?

<@harb> wt?

<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up.
#21123 +(453)- [X]<DrStrangelove> Yeah, save your money, man.

<DrStrangelove> It's not too late.

<[DMK]Relvox> im 16

<[DMK]Relvox> its kinda too late

<DrStrangelove> Else you'll end up like the rest of the population.

<DrStrangelove> Poor and broken.

<DrStrangelove> And ignorant.

<[DMK]Relvox> what is ignorant?
#26945 +(774)- [X]<crisp> http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?Category=7&aff=12691

<bongy> frankly, i'm getting myself one of those!

<bongy> "Glow In The Dark Vagina Orifice. It looks so real, especially during use. Mild lime scent."

<bongy> tara, does your orifice glow in the dark?

<Teargarden> only if I have a flashlight up my ass

<Teargarden> er...um...nevermind
#28007 +(507)- [X]<|Crash|> condoms suck!

<iota> so do kids
#31153 +(76)- [X]<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.
#34538 +(249)- [X]* Joins: DanVanNinja

<beej> jesus christ

<beej> i need to get laid

<beej> i looked at dan's name and saw "DanVaGina"
#35896 +(245)- [X]<Heather> penises are scary =/

<Kevyn> how so?

<Heather> they feel weird.

<Kevyn> how do they feel?

<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
#37357 +(302)- [X]<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck

<Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it quicker

<Fariha_UK> :(

<Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves

<Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/

<Neshie> erm ok

<Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody starving

<Fariha_UK> ummm

<Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red

<Neshie> ive eaten everything else

<Neshie> erm

<Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin

<Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion to me
#39553 +(1240)- [X]<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.
#40529 +(154)- [X](Mase): who we playing italinas?

(DynamoDan): macedonian

(Mase): where r they from?

(DynamoDan): the macedonians are from macedonia
#44923 +(245)- [X]<sm4k> i wish you could record dreams

<sm4k> i'd have the best porn
#45718 +(91)- [X]<oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics

<oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is

<oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good

<Sumez> lololololol

<Sumez> "rap olympics"

<oneo> he battles a girl in it

<oneo> whats so funny about that

<Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad
#49528 +(106)- [X]<@Skute> so what is elf doing going out with a 14 year old??

<+Rebs|busy> having a good time it seems
#49841 +(484)- [X]<@Osmos|s> im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny.. its like someones licking the crotch of my voodoo doll
#49870 +(553)- [X]<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!"
#54296 +(399)- [X]<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
#56996 +(435)- [X]<Jackal> If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
#60365 +(302)- [X]* Joins: Unix (Unix@ppp1146.nsw.padsl.internode.on.net)

-> [Unix] VERSION

[Unix VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey

<BenZor> rofl @ Unix.

<Unix> ?
#75292 +(117)- [X]<WarNPeace> There, 12 point font in terminal is readable nicely

<WarNPeace> 8 was not.

<Cryto> hehe

<Cryto> get new eyes.

<WarNPeace> I'm just getting these broken in

<WarNPeace> Its taken lots of pr0n to get them where they are.

<Cryto> Broken being the key word. :)
#75902 +(142)- [X]<Zug_REAL_ULTIMATE_MM> Just about anything flicks his switch. However, it's not wired up to anything.
#97963 +(166)- [X]<Gothic> I sound Lovecraftian backwards

<Gothic> Cithog, the black cloud of despair, hatred, and donuts
#98061 +(328)- [X]Lawyer-Acidbuk has 11 fingers

<Lawyer-Acidbuk> 10 on my hand and one....*shuts up*

<LatinoReheat> up your ass?
#100794 +(297)- [X]<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal

<nih> someone might take me clubbing.
#103985 +(333)- [X]<M4`Shock> i was talkin to these fine ladies

<M4`Shock> and i sorta put my head down

<M4`Shock> and puked quickly and continued my conversation

<M4`Shock> they barely noticed
#121862 +(331)- [X]<tobester> thats like being with a hot chick all night and then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to yours and hasa bigger penis than yours
#139614 +(255)- [X]<dan-o2> hay dudes my gf broke up with me I dont know why

<dan-o2> I just slapped her with my ♥♥♥♥
#162191 +(345)- [X](+comatosis) I DID IT! my first ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mod! I took off my video card fan which is puny ♥♥♥♥ and added a BIG one :P

(+comatosis) how much performance will i gain

(+t0by`) none
#172028 +(598)- [X]--- noddy has changed the topic to: #Troll, troll, troll your post, Gently down the feed. Merrily, merrily troll along, A life is what you need!
#187608 +(1035)- [X]<Kris> ♥♥♥♥!  someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment!

<Kris> either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00
#193892 +(1448)- [X]<ascian> why do you guys need a car?

<Odat> cause people look at you funny when you run down the highway making vroom noises with your mouth
#214581 +(400)- [X]<Thund3r> I just thought of something ... since its year of the monkey does that mean GW Bush will get re-elected?
#215693 +(386)- [X]<Lyrai> What's the difference between Slow Motion and Bullet Time?

<Lyrai> About $100 Million.
#216831 +(992)- [X]<Volt9000> WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS PUBES ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD?!

<FunG> you coughed?
#228441 +(154)- [X]Maelstrom III: i think valentines day is ddosing hallmark.com
#301270 +(888)- [X]<senorperrito> jesus christ my moms a n00b

<senorperrito> she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning"