"#1078 +(697)- [X](idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready

(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
#1117 +(426)- [X]<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COUNTRY
#1125 +(213)- [X]<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you

<`Tag> and it shows
#1947 +(66)- [X]<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously

<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes

<al-x> coz of quote stealage
#2026 +(599)- [X]<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me
#2564 +(462)- [X]<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only?

<OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course

<OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd

<OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx

<OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx

<OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format

<OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf

<OldSkoolS> then real media
#2785 +(559)- [X]* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
#3646 +(358)- [X]<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
#3902 +(873)- [X]<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?

<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff

<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??
#5484 +(388)- [X]<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR ♥♥♥♥ SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA
#6493 +(464)- [X]<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
#7569 +(47)- [X]<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants
#7898 +(240)- [X]<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die

<paniq> i dont have to

<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality

<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?

<jco> an immortal key fob
#8282 +(575)- [X]<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?

<baygledawg> oh i wish

<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job

<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer?

<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
#8474 +(532)- [X][03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM!
#14318 +(153)- [X]Bug> (That really happened to a friend of mine. Her pitbull used her friend's dildo as a rawhide bone..)
#14417 +(262)- [X]<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo?

<Titu§ Crow> §)

<Tsukiyo> no

<Tsukiyo> do whatever floats your boat

<Tsukiyo> unless it has to do with me

<Titu§ Crow> I don't have a boat.

<Tsukiyo> swim then

<Titu§ Crow> What the hell are you talking about?
#15007 +(372)- [X]<@Cyb> wtf is it

< tom> like pictionary

< tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun

< tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE written on them

< tom> but that only happened this one time
#15699 +(537)- [X]<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>

<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease

  affecting millions
#16396 +(354)- [X]<sev0> remember in school?

<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?

<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.

<sev0> do the math
#22295 +(222)- [X]<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?

<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman

<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.

<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.
#24911 +(439)- [X]<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame

<hotgirl4u> uhh

<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm
#26988 +(348)- [X]<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?

<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok
#32537 +(225)- [X]<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.
#33641 +(150)- [X]<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle 

<evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?
#33832 +(206)- [X]<active1> how to become a bot ???

<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself

<active1> it is so easy :))))

<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
#34174 +(351)- [X]<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now
#46129 +(296)- [X]<darknation> wtf

<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username
#48755 +(16)- [X]<jmess> this is the best set up.

<jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing

<jmess> hahaha SAD

<Fabio> hahaha

<Fabio> as bad as me

<Fabio> in bed ircing
#49462 +(212)- [X]<energize> i just cant' think of anything to code

<pantherqs> code some porn

<energize> how the ♥♥♥♥ do you code porn?

<Linkadmin> haha I wish I knew

<Linkadmin> but it would be cool... a random porn scene generator

<pantherqs> that'd be sweet... have the program randomly insert a chick's body with randomly generating tit size, hair color, shaved or not shaved.. then have a whole slew of randomly chosen actions... suck, ♥♥♥♥, bukakke.... oh man. i wish i could code.
#55872 +(47)- [X]<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves

<[N]> it just rules

<[N]> for lazy ppl

<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done

<WTM2K> would that be like road head?

<[N]> hahah

<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head
#57124 +(192)- [X]uroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community organisations - mac user groups are no different
#58967 +(137)- [X]<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :/

<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to get room for all the new shi.... toys

<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps!  Yesterday was cleanup day

<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents from #xmas :/
#76335 +(881)- [X]<trivy>  019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ?

<trivy>  1st Hint: ******* ******* ********    BONUS Question Value : 55000 Points

<trivy>  2nd Hint: par**** ******* ********   46.7 secs & 55000 Points Remaining

<tobrie> ...

<tobrie> thats not right

<abigale> hmm

<trivy>  3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*ia   23.3 secs & 55000 Points Remaining

<Halffast> maybe it's foreign

<trivy>  Times up!  The answer was ->  parents against dyslexia  <-
#80870 +(288)- [X]<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure! There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..
#98067 +(24)- [X]<aBoijj> just realised I'd set the web cache on my proxy to 1TB instead of the 1GB I thought I'd set it to

<aBoijj> the machine only has a 4.3GB drive
#100158 +(-22)- [X]<alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty

<alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life.

<alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me.

<Cowface> Uh. I did not hack anybody or anything.

<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're worth.

<alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing,

<alexandhisteninchlink> I"