Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

107 ratings
Gaming Like A 1000 Hour Loser
By Pozëmka
This is how you play Siege like a 1000+ hour loser like me.
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
Don't Be This Guy
Don't be like this guy. Just don't. Everyone will hate you. No one will love you. Got it?
How to be a cancer defender
Play the best Ops like Bandit (local car battery dealer), Jager (autistic guy), or Ela (random Polish girl). HOWEVER, when selecting one of these three Ops, only use their submachineguns, and never ADS. It tends to make people quit mid game so you win even faster. Next, you want to toss your deployables everywhere. Find random walls for your car batteries, autistic placements for your frag spitter thingies, and akward doorways and windows for cotton candy traps. After that, sprint out of the objective and hide. Once you reach 30 seconds into the round, run around and get free kills. Good luck.
How to rape defenders harder than Cosby
If you wanna destroy cancer defenders as bad as yourself, you need to fight fire with fire. Pick any Op with some kind of heavy duty breaching utility. This can mean Sledge, Thermite, Hibana, Fuze, etc. Do what a lot of people call the "Chaos Strat" and blow up everything. Even if it's hostage. ♥♥♥♥ the hostage. Then enter the room and shoot everything that moves. Papers falling off of bookshelves, debris flying off a wall, or retarded shields getting in your way. IF YOU HAVE SKILL IT"LL WORK!!!
How to realize you're trash
Just sit back and watch your K/D drop. What the hell happened? You're bad. That's what. Read over the guide again and fix what you did wrong. Trash.
How to read a joke guide
Welp, this is self explanatory. You already did it. Waste of time? Maybe. Before you tab back in to Siege, just have fun. I made the mistake of taking Siege seriously long ago. It almost ruined the game. Just have fun and do whatever the hell you want, it's just a video game. Have a nice day and destroy some tryhards for me :)
42 Comments
Dracoliche 2 Oct, 2017 @ 2:38pm 
was a gold 2 now a bronze 2 103 rip, not gonna give up though
Yamie 2 Oct, 2017 @ 5:42am 
Im Still gona suck at this game not even a PRO guide can help me






Y33T 1 Oct, 2017 @ 10:35pm 
Fuck
PappaGandalf 1 Oct, 2017 @ 6:41pm 
Instruction unclear, dick stuck in barbed wire.
PugBizcuit 1 Oct, 2017 @ 3:43pm 
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster
PETA 1 Oct, 2017 @ 8:58am 
dAnK
BlazingBiscuit 1 Oct, 2017 @ 5:24am 
Instuctions unclear, stuck in a cupboard with my legs merging through it.
A F K a n d o 30 Sep, 2017 @ 10:09pm 
I HAVE AUTISM SECONDS. MY AUTISM MAKES ME DUMBDVFVVWVWWWF FW
FW
EFW
FW

E
F
FWER
FER
GR
R
WE
SNAS 30 Sep, 2017 @ 7:47pm 
i have 1 second playtime
:D
kurt 30 Sep, 2017 @ 7:36pm 
:3 i got 300 - 400 hours