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Common Sense ~ Thomas Paine, revised by Concealed Shades
Crystalphoric | Shades 님이 작성
Ok, so I've been playing this game for awhile and there's some things that people just need to know. I'll just proceed to inform you all on the things that have been forgotten of recently. Here we go:


  • God rays
    This weapon is trash, get it out of your heads that it's good, ok.

  • Getting God Rays from the Almighty Level 100 Players
    Just no, we level 100s are not a commodity to rip off. Stop asking us to give you a garbage wep.

  • Aiming 100,80 all the time
    FFS just learn how to arc, you don't look cool shooting up all the time and hitting the same shot over and over again.

  • The difference between FFA and Deathmatch
    Deathmatch can be FFA Deathmatch or Team Deathmatch. Stop saying that deathmatch can only be played with the team setting on.

  • Criticizing Host over Settings
    Ok, sometimes the host is stupid. But if you don't like the settings kiss off.

  • Shields Usage
    Using shields will not give you the win. If you are about to die, be a good freaking sport. Thank you

  • Complaining about Item Usage
    Sometimes people are having a rough day and they don't want the worst weapon like Attractoids in rebound and want a better weapon. It's nothing to complain over, if you don't have items you will at higher levels.

  • Ragequitting over being hit once
    I've seen some really stupid things, like a level 28 with 800+ hours because he wanted to get to 100 without being hit. NEWS FLASH if you get hit and leave the game, YOU STILL GOT HIT. Also I can understand if you get one shot turn one, this is not what I am talking about. I'm talking about losing like 1-10 health and getting salty over it. Listen if you think you can get through a game without being hit, you're insane.

  • Ragequitting due to missing a shot
    Ok so you missed a shot big deal, no one cares. If you rage quit over it people will just make a joke out of you. If that's what you want to have happen, then good. Enjoy being a joke.

  • Ragequitting at the very beginning before shooting
    This happens because you are illiterate. I honestly don't know what to tell you on this one, just go back to kindergarten and learn how to read properly.

  • Your life
    No one cares.

  • The real masterace
    It's #PCMasterRace not #GermanMasterRace, please stop with this cancerous Germans masterrace crap. Also if I hear another German tell me that Mexico is owned by Germany, I will kill myself.

  • Stacking
    There are sometimes you need to stack in order to get a certain shot, that's ok just say sorry and move away next turn. Sometimes there is input lag, which is either server related or due to you having trash internet from an ISP like Verizon. Now if those are not why you are stacking, you don't have a good reason to stack, give a man some room come on.

  • Language Barrier?
    Fick dich und deine sprache.

  • Being Kicked
    Now the host may be waiting for friends, if you rejoin and the room is full and only you are getting kicked, this is probably the case. There's no need to get salty about this just find another game or make one yourself. Rejoining after being kicked only to start swearing at the host is not the way to go. If you are kicked for any other reason (unless you are a toxic player), then it probably is unjustified, just carry on and ignore those jerks.

  • Kicking Others
    I'm not going to say I don't kick people, the majority of the time it's to make room for clan members or fellow friends. Other times, would be to get rid of a cancerous ignorant player who hasn't read Common Sense by Thomas Paine, seriously it's a good read. If you are kicking because you lost the game, the other people are higher level than you, or because they are better, stop being a little child and have sportsmanship. This game to most people is just in having fun, don't ruin someone's experience of the game just because you suck. On the other hand, if you come across someone who is toxic then by all means kick them, especially those people begging for God rays.

  • Turn Time
    I've seen a lot of people calling me a hacker because I require at bare minimum 40 seconds per turn to shoot. Just because I live in a place with god awful internet service doesnt mean I'm a hacker. Just understand that not everyone has good internet. If anything just call up Verizon and tell them that they are equivalent to Stalin.

  • Elo/Skill Rating
    If you don't know what I'm talking about still, it's the stars next to your name when in a lobby waiting for the game to start. When you first start playing off it starts at 1200 and the highest that you can obtain in 5000 (some people will say 4999, but there was one person who had 5000 for a bit) it will reset to 1200 if you surpass the maximum. Skill rating can be easily farmed and really doesn't mean anything because of so. There are however a few people who have high elo, that don't grind for it and don't rage quit to ensure that it does not drop, example Me. To proclaim that someone with a high elo is a hacker for only that reason is unjust. Not saying that there aren't hackers/cheaters at the top because there are, examples: Agentfire and iFear.

  • Being a Good Teammate
    Be considerate of your teammates. If you see a teammate locked in with a sniper or similar weapon and has a direct shot on an enemy, don't use this moment to use your surprise moons because you feel like it. Shoot something that does not affect terrain or target someone else. If you have to shoot the nuke because stacks or something warn your teammates before they lock in. Don't go for x2/crate if you cant hit an enemy at the same time, one of your teammates may be able to, teamwork depends on communication. If you have a bad wep don't shoot at x2. Also try to keep space between you and your teammates, if you are stacked thats making it easier for the other team. Of course if you warn teammates and they get salty for missing, go ahead and recommend your finest eye doctor because they can't read something that is literally a foot away from their face. Have a teammate that is trolling by shooting you? Just leave honestly not worth your time, recommend that he/she read this guide and alt f4, or whatever.

I hope that you have learned a few things from our good old friend Thomas Paine. This was also filtered a bit because Thomas Paine wouldn't want people to be insulted. If you guys have any questions, or just want to talk about shellshock, feel free to join my discord: https://discord.gg/xGWtb2h. Good day my merry fellows. And please, stop getting triggered and salty over everything little thing and losing your common sense. Also if there is anything that I may have missed please inform me thusly.
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Omega Wizard 2023년 1월 31일 오후 3시 16분 
Dude, what are you talking about, God Rays and Deity are actually very good weapons, they have good damage. That they are often difficult to use is other thing.
puzfreak 2023년 1월 24일 오후 5시 09분 
@SmokeyTheBear If that's true then I would have flooded California.
MAIN 2022년 1월 28일 오후 1시 44분 
@Tobeass Yes, also the planets have to be aligned in a straight line, communism finally has to work, Jesus must come back and California will get out of the drought.
愛envy728 2022년 1월 2일 오전 11시 18분 
hurensohn
Sh4dow 2021년 12월 18일 오전 9시 49분 
Shields Usage

Complaining about Item Usage

oh, the irony :good_shot:
Crystalphoric | Shades  [작성자] 2021년 12월 16일 오전 3시 55분 
God Rays used to be a lot worse but was buffed after this originally made.
Tobeass 2021년 12월 16일 오전 3시 06분 
I agree that God Rays is shit in most situations, but if used in the right situation it can do 180+ damage. For example flat land with no wind and no obstacles blocking any of the rays, plopped right on top of an enemy.
Crystalphoric | Shades  [작성자] 2021년 10월 10일 오전 8시 28분 
Rather delayed response as I don't check this that often but

@storytellerentertainment Most people like to start with 100 power angles and figure out where those land. 45 degree shots are the best for some spreading weapons, not accounting for terrain changes and wind. I would just say you learn as you go, if you play enough you should get to the point where you just click and shoot, though there are still people who try to calculate their every shot, which I guess you can do.
nostrace 2021년 10월 8일 오후 11시 33분 
''if I hear another German tell me that Mexico is owned by Germany, I will kill myself.''

I never encountered it, but it's funny nonetheless.
Storyteller 2021년 9월 9일 오후 10시 56분 
I've had a higher level person (I was a 21, they were in their 30's) who couldn't hit a target, while I did moderately Ok. In fact, one of the times where he actually hit something I was on the receiving end (though i didn't think it was intentional). Got booted. Wasn't all that offended, though they missed my saying "GG?". I've primarily stuck to the single player experience though I have tried a few times to play multiplayer. Won one. Lost one. Didn't get to play one day.

What I was wondering was if there was an easy to learn system for angle and force or is that just a learn as you go type of thing. I mean, I'm getting better but I still don't feel as if I can just play against anyone else and feel comfortable.


If anyone answers, thanks.