Forgive me if there are easier ways to get these, I just wrote down how I got them as a sure fire way to get them. I also got one or two of them before thinking maybe I should make a guide for these since I didn't see any. Let me know if there is anything wrong with this guide or if I missed anything.

Also, this is my first time making a guide! <3

EDIT: Added guide for S.O.N.I.A. credit goes to Spazzy McDooley <3
EDIT2: Added guide for Cake-chan, updated room picture. Both new items are visible!

-Hi Tuto, my name is Johnny!
-I can count to 3 in Spanish!
-Sam! Sam! SammmmBAAA Baby!
-Sammm samm samba ba ba
-Saaaam baaa! saam sam!
-BAM BAM sam sam sambarium!!
-YES! I would like to pet one! So cute! (And now you have your very own shrimpie)
-End as you wish

-HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
-Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
-Really? What has been your worst date so far?
-(Make a duck sound) (She should be holding the duck in her hand as she kills you)
-You dead x(

-Hello.
-Nice place you have there.
-Hey, is that a famous Nelson Academy Award for movies and stuff?
-How did you end up driving trucks? (Here you should see the camera show up when she talks about her model career
-End as you wish

-Hey, I'm Johnny. The guy you matched in Linger?
-How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
-I play videogames.
-It depends on the Temperature.
-Yeah, my name's Johnny.
-HA! What are you, a cop?
-I am the employee of the month, every month!
-That happens when you sell hot dogs at the beach, babe. (Enjoy that sweet dog)
-She leaves you :(

-What...
-I uh...I'm not thirsty, thanks.
-Sure I will, I'm a great listener.
-Let me help you. Let's start by talking about your feelings. (Cute bikini, best waifu.)
-End as you wish

-Uhh...hey...Where are we?
-It's kind of dark...
-Oh, no, no! I meant it is, uh...very futuristic?
-Well, sure! Can't wait to slowly get to know each other!
-Wait what? Why would you need my jeans?
-We could but uh... It really does smell weird.
-Dude... ...Chill...
-But...why tho?
-Well...
-Well...May I...go pee outside?
-I have...herpes. You don't wanna watch.
-My lady, you radiate such staggering beauty, it's almost alien. (Cute alien now obtained)
-End as you wish

-Uh...
-So, you come like...from a farm?
-Well, what do you do best?
-Judging by your cute face, your talent might be driving men crazy!
-You know what? I want to take you out on a picnic! You are lovely!
-Right! Sorry for changing the topic: what do you have in mind for a job? (Moo cow acquired!)
-End as you wish

-Hi! I see you're...glowing.
-*A chill runs down your spine*
-*Slowly reach for the cross around your neck*
-You mean haunted asides from you?
-So... Why DID people stop coming here?
-Jinkies, what a mystery! Let's get to the bottom of this!
-At this point there is only one option per choice so you get the ghost device at the end of it
-Date ends successfully

-*Sigh*
-Thanks Papu-Aiye, you always make me feel better.
-Ha! Yes! I AM glad that I made you a Linger profile!
-Sure! I want that too, Papu-Aiye! Let's start this as a REAL date!!
-Ahem! Ahem!...
-Hi Papu-Aiye, my name is Johnny! Nice to meet you!
-Oh, so you ARE a sailor!? How awesome is that!!
-Hahaha!! Totally!
-Oh god...Is this my life now?...
-*Sigh* Yup, this is my life now...
-*Fiddle with the plant*
-Better make the best of it now, I guess...
-What can I do with this pillow anyway?
-It's not like I can give this pillow a cup of tea, right?
-(Absorb yourself in deep thoughts) ((Here you get the poster, was the existential crisis worth it?)
-End as you wish

-Yeah, I'm Johnny.
-I wanna talk about...insurance companies!
-No way! Your dad won the lottery?!
-So, she turned your dad and your family into fairies!?
-So...what are you protecting this forest from?
-Oh! Are you talking about Nicole!? She's a...friend. (Busted...but cool poster, bro!)
-Navia doesn't like you no more, so date ends

-I am not sure if there is one for this, since it's a mini game. I got the achievement, clicked around the screen a bit, but nothing ever came up. Would love to hear if there is one for the game though!!


-Begin with any route, it doesn't seem to matter in that the important choices begin once she begins her "challenge"
-Once available; Hey babe-o-rama, how about you tell me all about yourself? *wink*
-What IS the meaning of life.
-Hmmm...
-I...I...don't remember...
-I'm as cool as a cucumber.
-Maybe...that person just...wanted to forget the past?
-Whoa nelly! You're right. I can't forget my origins and stuff.
-Well, here it goes...
-From here make up whatever story you want, afterwards you recieve the reward (Nerdy pic)

-Is...is today my birthday...?
-Oh, yah. I'm cool with it. No biggie.
-Goody! I love lemon pies!
-C-can I taste you?...Like...for science!
-Huh, where did that name come from?
-Only the cutest women can give the cutest names, babe.
-I'll be looking forward to it! *wink-winkydoo*
-You know what? I like what I see.
-Goyrl, I'm dooown to playing with you any day. (You now has cupcake :D)
-Finish the date however you wish.

It was actually fun to make this, and I'll add more if any new dates join Linger! Happy dating!
Another thanks to Spazzy McDooley for commenting about S.O.N.I.A., I didn't even realize they added her! I'll be more vigilant in the future updates.