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gyat in mah face goodness gracious

iron man vs street fighter

i mean its a skating bird 100/10

sessioned yeah sure

Pixel Strike, where do I even begin? This game resembles the joy of being a youthful kid looking forwards to recess in school. The game play is absolutely pheonomeenamlinalnal and the gyats are shocking to say the least. The amount of H A W K 2 i've experienced in my times of playing has been off the charts. solid game 10/11 would play again prolly not but maybe.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. Marvel Rivals—more like Marvel Dumpster Fire. I went in expecting an epic, fast-paced battle between my favorite heroes, but instead, I got a glitchy, laggy, pay-to-win mess that makes me want to throw my phone into the sun.First off, the gameplay? A joke. It’s like someone made a half-baked fighting game in their basement and somehow convinced Marvel to slap their name on it. The controls are clunky, slow, and unresponsive. I try to pull off a special attack and my character just stands there like they’re waiting for a bus to come. Hello? Move! How am I supposed to enjoy the game when the controls are actively sabotaging me? The lag is the worst part! I’m mid-battle, ready to unleash the ultimate move, and suddenly, the game freezes like it’s in the middle of a dramatic anime flashback—but it’s not even cool! It’s just annoying! 0/10 NOT HAWK TUAHTASTIC

doom guy

Okay, so here's the thing: I downloaded Dark Souls Remastered because I heard it's, like, the "hardest game ever," and I thought, "Oh, bet. I’m totally going to crush this and flex on my friends." Spoiler: I did not crush it. The game crushed ME.

From the moment I walked into the cursed land of Lordran, I was greeted by a delightful collection of enemies who clearly never learned the concept of "personal space." Like, I'm just trying to vibe and level up, and suddenly I'm getting mobbed by a bunch of dudes with axes. Thanks, I really wanted to see how long I could last before literally dying—IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES. That’s on me, though, I should’ve known when they said "prepare to die," they weren’t joking.

The combat? Oh honey, don’t even get me started. It’s like the game is designed to humiliate me in the most painful ways. I’ll dodge, roll, parry, and still end up face-first in a puddle of my own soul. But, like, I get it. Dark Souls isn’t just a game. It’s an experience—a brutal, heart-wrenching, soul-crushing experience. You think you're ready to face that boss? Nah. That boss is ready to humble you so hard, you’ll question every decision that led you to this point. Like, WHY DID I CHOOSE A KNIGHT, THIS SWORD IS SO SLOW AND I CAN’T EVEN READ THE GAME’S INSTRUCTIONS?!

Also, shoutout to my poor little character who looks like they’ve never seen the sun and probably lives on a diet of instant noodles. At this point, I just want to take a break, but I can’t. Because there’s a dragon that keeps breathing fire down my neck like it’s a TikTok roast, and I’m trying to figure out how to get my soul back from a skeleton who’s WAY too into his job. Chill, bro, it’s just a game.

Finally, the community? 10/10 for chaos. Every time I think I’ve beaten a boss, some random player shows up and leaves a message that’s like, “Try jumping here”... and then I jump off a cliff. Classic. Gotta love it. Really makes you feel connected to your fellow tortured souls.

So, would I recommend this game to other e-girls? Honestly, if you have a lot of patience, a high tolerance for humiliation, and a penchant for breaking controllers, Dark Souls Remastered is for you. It's like that toxic ex who treats you like trash, but somehow you still keep going back for more because… I mean… look at those graphics? 😩

TL;DR: 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy suffering in the name of epic gaming moments. But seriously, someone please help me.

I like buying the skins, the game not so much

This game made me feel just like StinkyFinger47. This souls-like game features great movement and I got a lot out of it. The bad guys are very tricky to defeat my least favorite has got to be MJ. She makes me very angry and upset. My least favorite part of the game is every scene with MJ because she sucks big time. My favorite part was the DLC, mainly the parts with Black Cat. Other parts of the game I enjoyed were the scenes with Black Cat. I would LOVE to see more of her in the future games (my bed). The DLC seemed very balanced but it was a tad tricky to play with only one hand. I would 100% like to see more of Felicia Hardy and I hope the next DLC takes place in my room a ha a ha a ha. Anyways this game was very fun and I enjoyed every minute of it (plz like and subscribe).