Recent reviews by Minos Prime

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In ULTRAKILL you can:
Punch your own bullets
Shoot coins so your bullets hit enemies automatically and deal extra damage
Parry a giant corpse
Give a giant robot a lobotomy
Slide down the great pyramids of Giza while fighting a red go pro
Get obliterated for 2 hours straight by Sisyphus himself
Spin a revolver to make it deal more damage
Make a rocket launcher shoot cannon balls

for the love of god please remove those stupid puzzles with the numbers and buttons that changes the cycle they turn

absolute masterpiece of a game

pros: not halo infinite
cons: bad music that makes my ears bleed bad artstyle that makes me feel like im about to have a seizure bad gameplay obnoxious enemies that are bullet sponges obnoxious enemies that revive the bullet sponges ruins the entire lore of halo chases trends no playable elites obnoxious hud earsplitting sound effects that makes the crazybus theme song sound like the best song humanity can possibly make all wrapped up in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ story with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending and the game looks like theres a constant layer of smog at all times stay as far away from this game as possible
♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS GAME IT BELONGS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL

you get to see halo in real life yes thats right halo the best fortnite character of all time

in this game you play as halo from the hit game halo: combat evolved made in 2001 and you have to kill aliens because you dont like them and they dont like you the aliens are bad btw and should not be breathing because they are cringe

hlao rech

it has bullsquids

hackers can now ban people and 343 doesnt do jacked ♥♥♥♥ yet they add 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking nameplates no one on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet will ever use every month