Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. He never says anything tastes like chicken; not even chicken. He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking in the room. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he is also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. People hang on his every word, even the prepositions. He could disarm you with his looks. Or his hands. Either way. He can speak French in Russian. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels. There is a time and a place for him. The time is always. You can figure out the place on your own.

-rep annoying

goated billy

+rep

+rep
Didn't kill us, thanks!

+rep best killer