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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 May @ 5:37am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:34am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:36am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 2 May @ 12:53am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:02am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:41am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.