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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:49am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:13am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:04am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:03am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:20am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:54am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:46am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 2:37am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:55am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:46am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:23am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:38am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 8:41am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:13am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:18am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:14am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:00am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:57am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:48am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:51am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:51am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:22am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:39am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:27pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:39am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 May @ 12:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:55am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May @ 12:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:38pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:24am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:07am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:58am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:09am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:59am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:03am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:53am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:36am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:14am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:57am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:36am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 10:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 9:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:58am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:49am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:47am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:12am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:09am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:18am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:57am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:17am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 3:33am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:11am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:23am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:41am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 6:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:06am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 12:20pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 10:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:25am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:09am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:15am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:47am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:11pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 8:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 12:00pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:15pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:50pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 8:59am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 10:00am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:35pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:06pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:33pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May @ 12:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:36am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 9:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:55am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:05am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:55am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 12:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 3:41am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 6:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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