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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:12am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:12am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:27am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:40am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:40am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:35am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:18am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:40am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:37am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:22am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:17am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:36am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:14am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:20am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked