🐸 Certified Waffle Enthusiast 🍳
Level 9001 Procrastinator 🌌 | CEO of Losing in Style 🎮💥

✨ "Carried by my teammates since 2012" ✨
🎤 Voice Chat Warrior (Mic muted, obviously)
🍉 Watermelon Connoisseur | 🐤 Birdwatching in Minecraft only

🎮 Current Titles Held:
- Grandmaster of Accidental Friendly Fire 💥👀
- Official Supplier of Bad Callouts 🎤
- Certified Couch Potato with a minor in Alt+F4 Technology 🍟💻

🎯 Achievements Unlocked:
1. Missed every shot in CS:GO 💀
2. Got a chicken dinner without leaving the lobby 🍗
3. Master of Alt+F4 in clutch moments 🤡
4. Fell off the map in Rocket League... in spectator mode. 🚗💨
5. Got "MVP" in Among Us for being the best third imposter ever. 🛸🔪

🚀 My Playstyle:
- RPGs: Loot everything, even if it’s nailed down. 🗡️
- FPS: Spray and pray while crying in the corner. 😭🔫
- Horror Games: Screaming louder than the monsters. 👻🎧
- Sandbox Games: Spend 5 hours building, then burn it down for "fun." 🔥

🐸 About Me:
- Self-proclaimed expert at "guessing where the enemy is."
- My keyboard fears me because I only slam it in moments of panic.
- Personal Motto: "Victory is temporary, memes are forever." 🐒
- I once spent 2 hours making my Skyrim character look cool, only to wear a helmet the entire game. 🎭

📂 My Steam Wishlist:
- New friends who won’t mind my "goofy ahh" energy. 🐢
- A game where I can win by being bad. (Does this exist? Please tell me!)

🔥 Favorite Quote:
"I may not be the hero you want, or the one you need... but I’m definitely the one who just tripped on a rock and died." - Me

🛠️ Current Status:
- Probably in a game. Losing. With style.
- Add me if you’re cool with chaos and occasional meme spam. 🦖