so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small ♥♥♥♥, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth! Now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!

I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog’s a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥’ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,”

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WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED! - 69isnotfunny

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