Albert
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Adrian 20 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm 
+rep guy best player i ever met in cs
Alexander is gay 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:23pm 
I shakingly pulled down his zipper and then his pants unveiling a monstrous ♥♥♥♥. I stared intently on the prize laying before my eyes, then sucked it with all my might. He pushed it deep down my throat making me gag and gasp for air. After 5 minutes of hard mouth ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he turned me over and entered my anal cavity. I screeched as it first entered but then slowly got used to it and began to moan in utter pleasure. Then as if out of no where I felt a warm sticky substance leak out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I turned over and saw the ♥♥♥ dripping out of me and then put my finger in it. I tasted my finger tip and then looked over to Dank. He smiled, and so did I. He then said, "Should I take a picture, Im sure this nut stain would get a high ranking..." Then he licked the ♥♥♥ from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THE END.
Alexander is gay 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22pm 
I’ve never had it, but hear me out. I can’t imagine why anyone would like sex, especially females who would rather get ripped to shreds by Chads who leave them barefoot and pregnant than get with a nice guy who respects women. I encountered a female in high school who rejected me cuz I was “weird”. Why? Because I stutter a bit when I talk to you? Because you think you’re better than me? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! I bet she would’ve love to be smashed by Tyrone though. Not to quote r/prequelmemes or anything, but it’s outrageous! It’s unfair! Going back to why sex sucks, it’s because it’s clearly painful to the females. They can’t orgasm, so what do they have to gain? Nothing! The men who partake are filthy alpha pigs. Fortunately, they will soon be outnumbered (such a phenomenon is already underway in japan). Soon there will be nowhere to hide, alphas!
Alexander is gay 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22pm 
So I had some errands to run today but I didn’t have any clean underwear. Instead of being gross I decided it would be better if I wore a pair of my sisters panties than to not wear any or wear dirty boxers. When I was at the store I saw some guys I know from school and I started talking to them. I bent down to pick up some bread and they saw my sisters thong that I was wearing. They started laughing and asking what the ♥♥♥♥ I was doing. They tried to take a picture but I pushed them away and tried explaining that I didn’t have any clean underwear. They didn’t believe me at all and I know they are going to tell people. How can I explain this so people don’t think that I actually like doing that?
Alexander is gay 19 Jun, 2023 @ 12:21pm 
Hi im 15, i recently stopped mastebating as i feel that it is affecting my penis growth as a masterbate at least 3 times per day and also have over masterbated (7 times) three times, anyway, im 5.3"(13.5cm) when erect and im really unhappy, i also only have a girth of 4.3"(11cm) when erect, I have lots of armpit and hair around privates, i have a bit of face hair, my voice has broke, and i have hair around my ♥♥♥♥ ect.. can i grow anymore cause im really unhappy with my size, and plz no its the motion of the ocean as i know that size does matter, and also i heard that penis stops growing at 15-16, is that okay, i also hearded that you get a massive growth spurt at 16, so will it grow more then, no bullsh*t answers plz, i only want the truth, thanks