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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:26am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:31am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:55am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 11:38am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:11am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 6:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:12am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:26am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:02am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 1:41pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 2:45am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:52am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 5:10am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:38am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 8:34am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:31am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 10:51am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:03am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?