Now I know what you're thinking.
Oh no! Thor's in a cage. How did
this happen?

Well, sometimes you have to get
captured just to get a straight
answer out of somebody. It's a long
story but basically I'm a bit of a
hero. See, I spent some time on
earth, fought some robots, saved
the planet a couple of times. Then
I went searching through the cosmos
for some magic, colorful Infinity
Stone things... didn't find any.
That's when I came across a path of
death and destruction which led me
all the way here into this cage...
where I met you.