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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm



Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
348,893 / 1,000,000