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I'm a super-whitey bunny from the Kepler-283 C. Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, like lander_zh in my friend list, just kept questioning my past life on Kepler-283 C whether it was or not true. They keep saying "knock it off" and "yo are rippin' ". Well, what can I say, they are just hicks and lame ducks!

I self identify as an armed helicopter as my sexual preference. You know what that means, right? I love showing off my Pave Hawk and just shoot my infinite ammos all around, on the walls, holes, tables... Anywhere you can or cannot think about. If you think that's all I got, then you cannot be more wrong. You haven't met my .50 Caliber. Beautiful piece of baby. Once you have tried, you just can't get away from it, cuz you would just keep thinking for one more shot.

Okay, enough chit-chats. Lets talk 'bout something serious.

Why Sheldon Cooper can't beat Anthony DiNozzo in Killing Eve, while Charlie Harper just screwing around with Jon Watson and Jesse Pinkman instead of saving Christina Yang's live in the Simpsons?

I mean, this is TOTALLY unacceptable and make me outrages. Sheldon Cooper, a brilliant chiropractor, cannot kick an turkey's ass. The turkey is just a retard who cannot even type faster than a turtle! Charlie Harper, his whole life only has married to one woman, Little Eleven, but he still not cherish that precious relationship. He went out and gone to New York just to have sex with Jon Watson, Spider Man's butler. What was he thinking? Nuts? Jesse Pinkman, a Chemistry teacher in New Mexico, was found on the same bed with Charlie and Jon. Now I see, Jon prefers 2 sticks, instead of one. She likes her both holes be tucked full. Thinking 'bout this, I suddenly get Jon. Two at the same time, both holes get plugged is SUPER COMFY . All parts of your brain will be soaked by dopamine and you will find yourself in a swimming pool. The water is everywhere, sooooo wet.

Hmmmm, a little off topic.

Christina Yang, an WWI veteran, was naded by the flashbang fight at the suburban of Wakanda. Apparently, Charlie Harper was too busy to heal an respectful 200-year-old veteran. I cannot imagine how many ♥♥♥♥ are there in Charlie's cerebellum.

I don't know if you have seen the Hamlet . It is one of my favorite. Romeo just really nailed the performance. The musics in it just like the little ♥♥♥♥ drops on the sky, shining and attractive. Symphony No. 5 in C minor, composed by one of the greatest Aussie Composer, Joseph Tchaikovsky. That brain-washing melody is something I can never get away from. Say hi to my coffin, Joseph.

I could still go on. But I choose not to.





“Watch how easily the knife chops through the carrots.”

“I dunno, is there something bigger and harder you can show me?”

“This titanium rod.”