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good game, if you ignore all the slurs

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Bought this game on the Playstation 4 and has been one of my favorite games to play since like 2017 or so, and now buying it on PC is even better because I don't have to pay for PS Plus to go online. Thanks EA for not making this game have 10 microtransactions per minute.

I want to grab him and throw him back into my computer like a ragdoll

would let him steal my computer for a third time 10/10

$1 is a steal for this masterpiece of a game

Game is completely broken, physics are funny, but who needs those anyway, that’s what makes this game fun(ny)

Screw gravity

If I had to make any recommendations for the game, it would be to add guns

This game gave me 17 STDs but it was completely worth it

Get this game every game award ever

battle engie is the best mindset to be in

(it's a mindset not a subclass, uncle dane said so)

i stan the duck module fr

i fought the addiction