Recent reviews by LeadPoison

Campaign is incredibly buggy. Anti-cheat kicks you out all the time (it's easy to fix though). As for multiplayer, the gameplay itself can be very fun, but a lot of the maps are just straight up garbage. Vehicle spam is annoying, teammates are a hit or miss, aircraft controls suck. You can squeeze some fun out of the game though. Honestly, this game is only worth like $5 so its worth a buy when it is heavily discounted.

WHY THE FRICK IS THIS IN MY LIBRARY??? I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS BEFORE!!!
This AND Drawful 2 just randomly appeared in my library, what is going on.

Tank go boom, me happy

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Heavenly
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is an excellent co-op hack and slash game set in the famous grimdark fantasy world of Warhammer.
I got this game during a giveaway a while ago, and I play it on Nvidia Geforce Now bcuz I don't have 100 GBs of free storage.
I have no complaints about the game. The graphics are great, even 5 years after release, the audio is excellent, and the gameplay is very fun.

P.S. This game is not for those who are easily unnerved by dead rotting corpses (cuz they are everywhere in the scenery of some levels) and decapitating hordes of Skaven with your weapon amidst showers of blood.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Heavenly
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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This stupid binary blob is not even worth the time it takes to install. How's the gameplay? I don't know because it CRASHES every 2 or 3 minutes. I should have listened to the other negative reviews.

FOR THE EMPRAAAAAAHH!!!!!

I've got the reach and the teeth of a killing machine
With the need to bleed you when the light goes green
Best believe, I'm in a zone to be
From my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze
Put a grin on my chin when you come to me
'Cause I'll win, I'm a one-of-a-kind and I'll bring death
To the place you're about to be
Another river of blood runnin' under my feet
Forged in a fire lit long ago
Stand next to me, you'll never stand alone
I'm last to leave, but the first to go
Lord, make me dead before you make me old
I feed on the fear of the devil inside
Of the enemy faces in my sights
Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind
Kill with a heart like arctic ice
[Chorus 1]
I am a soldier and I'm marching on
I am a soldier and I'm marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
I am a warrior and this is my song

[Verse 2]
I bask in the glow of the rising war
Lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore
Wade through the blood spilled on the floor
And if another one stands I'll kill some more
Bullet in the breech and a fire in me
Like a cigarette thrown to gasoline
If death don't bring you fear
I swear, you'll fear these marching feet
Come to the nightmare, come to me
Deep down in the dark where the devil be
In the maw with the jaws and the razor teeth
Where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps
Call to the gods if I cross your path
And my silhouette hangs like a body bag
Hope is a moment now long past
The shadow of death is the one I cast

[Chorus 2]
I am a soldier and I'm marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
My eyes are steel and my gaze is long (I cannot hear you!)
I am a warrior and this is my song

[Verse 3]
Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief
And the least of me's still out of your reach
The killing machine's gonna do the deed
Until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves
Chin in the air with a head held high
I'll stand in the path of the enemy line
Feel no fear, know my pride
For God and Country I'll end your life

[Chorus 2]
I am a soldier and I'm marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
My eyes are steel and my gaze is long
I am a warrior and this is my song

DAKKA!!!