Thy mystic frog approacheth known only by thy name of Russel The Great & Mysterious Dark Mage Of The Wilderness. He bequeaths to you a quest of unprecedented peril and tribulations. He asks you do thy haveth thy might and courage to succeed in this near impossible quest or will you crumble like all mine previous champions. I eagerly await thy return.
".....WHOOPISHHHH...sparkle...crackle..." (He teleport's away) leaving only a cryptic scroll behind

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this =D