Sit on me? Can I use your discharge for lemonade? Can I taste it? Can I feel it? Can you text me? Can I smell it? Do you squirt? If so, how far? Or do you cream? You got cheese? Is it warm? Does it jiggle? If you need a portable toilet, may me mouth be at your service my love. I would trudge through the forest even if it were full of lions, bear, cougars for even the smallest whiff of your underwear. I would eat ♥♥♥♥ and smother myself in it just for even the slightest breeze of your toilet seat's stench.