Average player, but a professional teammate critic / top-tier in “blaming lag” despite having fiber optics / speedrunning questionable life decisions / pioneer of excuses for losing clutches / trolling master, but rage-quits if trolled / mains weapons no one uses because “he’s ahead of his time” / combines 200 IQ with -10 patience every game / if he laughs, you know something went horribly wrong / checks the scoreboard just to find something to complain about / holds the world record for most self-kills in competitive / creates strategies that sound genius until he explains them / the real question isn’t how he plays, but why he’s still playing.