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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:06am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:47am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:45am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:06am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:47am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:11am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:36am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:28am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:36am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:36am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:39am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05pm



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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