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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:40am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:51am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:12am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:51am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:25pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:38am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:58am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:31am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:18pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:58am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:17pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:25pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:25pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:21am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:21am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:23am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:33am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:21am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:38am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:27am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:31am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:58am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:09am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:21pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:03am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:51am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:48pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!