Recent reviews by Landussy

The game is pretty short, but was fun enough to sit down and beat it in one 10 hour session

This game is a beautifully crafted platformer with very simple controls. I have had it in my library for over a year and finally got around to playing it, and I wish I had sooner. It is easily the most entertaining, frustrating, and downright exhilarating game I have played in years. It is such a unique experience wanting to rip someones head off out of rage whilst chilling to one of the best video game OST's I've ever heard. And even though it's brutally hard, I've pushed myself to climb the mountain simply because I knew I could. After playing this I feel motivated to climb a mountain of responsibilities I have in the real world, and am able to take on my problems one at a time. I look forward to the hundreds of hours of fun that is yet to come from this game. 10/10.

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money gone

As a chess connoisseur, I am distraught by the lack of mechanics that derive from over the board chess. These heinous acts of developer laziness bring the overall experience of the game down immensely. The aforementioned crimes include but are not limited to: The lack of En Peasant and the inability to stalemate. I have played many hours of chess (and 5D chess with multidimensional time travel), however this is by far the worst experience I've had playing this sacred game. Not only that, but you cannot win. I have an elo of 161660 on chess.com and the sheer difficulty of your bot rendered my opening (hyper-accelerated bongcloud) entirely useless. AND THE GIRLS STILL GET NUDE WHEN YOU LOSE. Whenever I play strip chess with my girlfriend (Magnus Carlsen) he only takes his clothes off when I win (which is most of the time). Until the developer fixes these issues, I will do nothing and continue to play this game. 10/10 good fap.

Started out as an innocent game about cute monkeys throwing darts at balloons. But as I began progressing I realized that no longer was the game as cute and innocent as it seemed. As the upgrades rolled in, my cuddly little rascals were begging to learn the concepts of war, and as such were being hardened into war criminals. They began developing strategies such as booby trapping, bombing raids (using IED's with shrapnel effects), and nuclear warfare to eliminate all opposing forces. These atrocious crimes are being backed by well funded money laundering schemes due in part to fencing operations by merchant ships. They know no bounds, have no limits, obey no government but their own anarchy. This opened my eyes to the truth of war; It is not a war crime if you win. After many victories the monkeys began religious efforts including sacrifice and harnessing the power of the sun to achieve one goal: Godhood. They have ascended beyond this mortal plane, unlocking the power of the mind and body. Their hunger has become insatiable and consume everything that stands before them. They have evolved beyond that of man. As I sit here and watch, I have realized the truth of it all: I was never controlling these monkeys. Them obeying my command was a facade to mask their true dark intentions. I am the one being controlled, I shall do their bidding. I am their Vessel, and I will obey. 10/10 pretty fun game

Downloaded a mod that let me kill those bratty kids 10/10