He peeled away the duvet, revealed my freshly scrubbed toes, and all i could do was watch in utter fear. He dragged his tongue along the base of my foot, ensuring to reach all the nooks and crannies of it. He even cleaned out the cheese between my toes. Once he was finished... he stood and the end of the bed, looked me dead in the eyes and said- 'scrumptious!'- and leapt from the bed frame, letting out a high-pitched fart on his way out. I will never forget the way his warm tongue felt on my toes.

***ATTENTION*** you can sometimes audibly hear him sucking his own toes while playing... particularly when he is excited. One time i was on the mic with him and i heard him accidentally swallow one of his toe nails and he coiled over coughing blood everywhere. i had to call an ambulance but it turned out he was lying and he used it as blackmail to get me to send him more pictures of my feet. When i recovered from this incident i went to sleep and was having some lovely dreams. All of a sudden i woke up with a jolt to find myself completely paralysed... with HENM at the bottom of the bed, inching towards me.

-rep doesnt appreciate the hard work we do for him by trying win these valorant games whilst someone is bottom of the leaderboard, I guess we cant all be good. :(