No shower since 20.04.1999
INFO ABOUT ME
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✮ 164cm tall, 232kg with great efficiency to roll down hill.
✮ 100m radius no go zone due to radioactive nauseating smell.
✮ Pubes filled with tactical Dorito crumbs for mating purposes.
✮ Stinky arm pits releasing lethal amounts of Co2 to keep predators away.
✮ Greasy long hair containing 20+ year old poisonous Mountain Dew for close range critical hits.
✮ 98.6% body fat with the capacity to shield from incoming bullets & grenades.
✮ Rotten ear wax filled ears for enhanced hearing.
✮ Sharp & dirty fingernais that causes the most effective bleed & poison damage combo.
✮ Cockroach infested asscrack with a built-in hidden gun cabinet able to store 1 Assualt rifle, 1 Sniper, 3 Pistols and 5 grenades + Ammunition.
✮ Got the brand new remote control OBEESE 6000 wheelchair turbo edition with a speed limit of 500km/h for the quickest possible trip to Burger King.