So ive come to the indesputed conclusion that my wife really hates me. I took everyone out for a quick dinner at burger king, and filled the drink up for the ride home. About 10 minutes into the drive (we're still about 20 mins away from our destination btw) im in the middle of heavy traffic on the 90E. All im focusing on is the drive. Out of the blue my wife has this......random idea (think of a combination of curious george, dennis the menace, and the general ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nature of troublesome todler combined) to pick up the ice cold drink hover it over my lap and just let go of the cup. In the midst of paying attention to traffic im greeted by the instant wet and cold how do ya do to my nether regions. I somehow manage to grab the cup quickly, not hit another car, and put it back in the cup holder all while wondering to myself WTF WAS THAT?!!!!!

achjo
achjo

+rep my man