lovely person <3

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

horunge
sämst på cs o allt annat

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translate = Hello! I'm Karin from the youth clinic, we have taken tests on your semen and we can see via DNA that your future children will be as bad at cs as you, if not worse! Feel free to visit us again and steal some more condoms that you will not use. We hope you are gay so you do not have to reproduce. Feel free to call us if you have any more questions! 0703953021 - Karin Sillström

Hejsan! Jag är Karin ifrån ungdomsmottagningen, vi har tagit tester på din sperma och vi kan se via DNA att dina framtida barn kommer vara lika dåliga på cs som dig, om inte sämre! Hälsa gärna på oss igen och snatta lite mer kondomer som du inte kommer använda. Vi hoppas att du är homosexuell så att du inte behöver reproducera. Ring gärna in till oss om du har några mer frågor! 0703953021 - Karin Sillström