Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 ImDirtyDan

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 2:57pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 10:07pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 7:16pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 7:30pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 3:28pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 4:17pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 5:27pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:19pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 8:33pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 10:02pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 3:29pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 5:51pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 2:27pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:37pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:50pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 2:10pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 1:09pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 12:39pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 2:09pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:35pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:30pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 12:34pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 1:42pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 16 Okt @ 3:51pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 16 Okt @ 3:36pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 9:46pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 10:24pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 11:57am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 9:09pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 3:56pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 3:00pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 7:16pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 8:06pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 7:21pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 3:06pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 12:45pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:39pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 4:22pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 14 Okt @ 7:04pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 3:23pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 4:55pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 11:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 4:37pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 12:25pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:46pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 1:36pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 13 Okt @ 6:53pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 16 Okt @ 3:40pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 5:54pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 15 Okt @ 11:53am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30