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that comment 😭

Wey tu eres amigo del buebos o 100%

I just want a cute little femboy to please all my sexual needs, I would smash his boy ♥♥♥♥♥ whusy and he would be like "Nwooo you boy cwant jwust boy ♥♥♥ in my boy pwussie sussie boy whussie", then I would be all like "YEEEEEEAH", then when we are doing 69 (funny number big chungus), he would fart in my face accidentally, but then it wouldn't be just a boy fart ("bart", for the man of culture r/culture), it would be straight up ♥♥♥♥, and I would happily eat all of it, and he would be like "What the ♥♥♥♥? Why are you eating my ♥♥♥♥?", that question wouldn't be a wholesome 100 keanu reeves everyone liked that big chungus moment, then I would slap his butt as hard as I can and say "EMERGENCY MEETING, THERE'S AN IMPOSTER AMANG US" and then he would say "Are you autistic?", then I would say "I KNOW WHO THE IMPASTER IS... MY PISS" and then I would eject my piss into his boy sussy whussy clushy amangus ♥♥♥♥♥, and it would be real r/epic big chungy chungus chunguilus moment

i havent touched lethal company in forever lol just lmk when yall are playing

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to aither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life