welcome to the lair of joystickjiggler, the 33-year-old gaming prodigy who still thinks "blowing into cartridges" is high-tech troubleshooting. when im not glued to the screen, im probably being pranked by my hilarious partner who clearly has too much free time.

age: 33 (mentally stuck in the '90s)
Interest: pretending to be an adult, conquering digital worlds, and getting pranked by my betterhalf.
Achievements : managed to keep my gaming setup intact despite multiple pranking attempts by my significant other. truly, i am a survivor. Motto: "save often, laugh always, and never trust a partner with access to your gaming rig." catch me online for some epic fun, and remember: if my character suddenly starts acting weird, its probably because my partner is messing with my controls again. happy gaming!