so there i was. the biggest waterslide in town. I was very excited to go down it. I've only heard the rumors of "The Big Sploosh" I tidied up my tie and tugged it nice and neatly before I leaped into the hole of the massive slumper. SUDDENLY i was hit with Euphoric Waves of Moist Wetness- (the slide) I was slimming down that slope like never before. but something terrible happened... I soiled my trousers.. this was bad. it was a hot summer day and I was leaving a streak of chocolate down the back of the slide ready for the next go getter like myself... they were in for a big steamy surprise.. I wish them well.

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⢷⡄⠈⡓⠢⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠤⠂⢹
⠈⡷⡄⠈⠲⢤⣈⠻⠉⠛⠉⠉⠁⠒⠖⠉⠉⠉⠒⠶⢦⣤⠴⠒⢉⣡⠴
⠀⢸⡿⡂⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣴⡞⠉⠀⢀⣠⡞
⠀⠀⢙⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⢠⡼⡟
⠀⠀⡼⠋⠀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠐⣂⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣰⡟⠁
⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠘⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠾⣿⠿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻
⠀⢸⡇⢺⡀⠀⢠⡒⠠⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⠀⠸⡇
⠀⢸⡇⣘⠑⡀⠀⠙⢏⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠂⠀⣔⣇
⠀⢸⡇⡁⠀⢳⣶⣾⣷⣦⣄⣀⡀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⠀⠸⡇⠁⠀⠀⢏⠉⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡏
⠀⠀⠯⣀⣈⣀⣈⣐⣲⣄⣄⣤⣴⣆⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣛⡧⠀⠀⠀

Skull issue?
⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏
⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁
⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉
⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂
⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂
⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁
⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏
⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝
⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀
⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟
⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋

⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⡾⣵⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿
⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⣿⣱⣿⣿⣿⡋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣹⡿⣃⣿⣿⣿⢳⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿
⡿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣫⣾⢸⢿⣿⡟⣿⣶⡶⢰⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⠄⠄⠄⢼⣿
⣽⣿⣿⠃⣲⣿⣿⣸⣷⡻⡇⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⣏⣎⣸⣦⣠⡞⣾⢧
⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⡏⠙⣿⣿⣤⡿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢟⡞⣰⣿⣿⡟⣹⢯⣿
⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣮⣿⣿⣯⣏⣼⣿⠿⠏⣰⡅⢸⣿
⣿⣇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠄⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⠿⠛⢾⡇⢸⣿
⣿⢻⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⣠⣴⣾⣿⡇⣸⣿
⣿⢸⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠘⢿⣿⠏⠄⣿⣿
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣼⠃⠄⢰⣿⣿
⣿⡄⠙⢿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⢀⣾⣿⢯
⣿⡇⠄⠄⠙⢿⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⣼⡿⢫⣿

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