Look... I'm a cleaner. I can feel no remorse from seeing a dead body. To me it's merely cold, rotting flesh.

Do not be deceived, I too at first thought Mike was his true name, but this is nothing more than a lie, a facade he keeps up for himself. This man is utterly delusional, taking on different identities at every occasion and misleading you to think you are talking to someone who instead he is merely impersonating. There is no criteria to his madness, if not that the character's names may only be "mike" or "michael" or any of the adiacent variants his twisted mind can scavenge. One moment you think you are conversing with an NBA star, and the next one you find yourself arguing with the one eyed monster from that pixar movie. Truly bone-chilling.
Very versatile individual, but his endless masks hide the void of his own empty self.

7/10 cause he plays ror2

this dude is dead asf spam him

Haud yer wheesht ya glaikit ♥♥♥♥ (just kidding brother in christ, lets pray to the god)

mikerophone

+rep funny pyro
also kid named finger