VADAMANT's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:03am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:15am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:12am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:45am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:10am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:48am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:57am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:37am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:50am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:45am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 6:50am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:58am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:31am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:10am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:54am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:21am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:11am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:59am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:26am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:04am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:49am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:41am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:14am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:23am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:04am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:14am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:52am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:49am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:17am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:39am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:57am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:22am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:15am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:19pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 7:17am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:46am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:17am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:09am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:24am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:00am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:02am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:09am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:01am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:20am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:50am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:30am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 4:14am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 2:45am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:51am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 7:08am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:41am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:35am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:26am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 6:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:22pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:57am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:06pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:30pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:14pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 5:48am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 26 Nov @ 3:57am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

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