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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:31pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 4:03pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 6:36pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:18am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:28am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:30am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:32am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:33am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:08pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:02pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:40pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 8:01pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 8:50pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:01pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:37pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:57pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:26pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:31pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:23am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:29pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:12am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:47am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:56am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:28pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:14pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 6:33pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:00pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 8:16pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 8:19pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:58pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:04pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 8:01pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:37pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:13pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:35pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:31pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:50am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 9:47am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:22am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:39pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:01pm