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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.
For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
It's another Friday!
As your mentor, I need to remind you that
You don't need fun to have alcohol!
And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!
Get Drunk 24/7!
Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.
if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
Did you know that Elon Musk spent $44 billion buying Twitter
whilst it has been a free-download app for years?
is he stewpid?
Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?
As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.
As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:
Yes, Onlypans does exist.
It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.
And I'm fully supportive about your choice
Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.
Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.
And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.
Do you know why????
It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!
Welcome to Logic Class 101！
A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.
In order to save today's John Connor and the future mankind from Skynet.
The future human resistance told me to tell you to pls sell your kidney to buy me a copy of Diablo 4 to play to have fun.
Pls hurry !
ignore if you are a girl, I know science, gilrs do'nt have kidneys
We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.
but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.
probably the king among gays
How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.
So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it
Did you know that almost every Ultraman is n@ked?
Yes! what you see is their bare skin, including Mother of Ultra!!!!!
They are all fighting across the universe n@ked!!!!!
only a few of them choose to wear some armor for their shoulders and arms.
even fewer get to wear a cape
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In the Disney Frozen franchise.
Elsa and Anna's parents, the king and the queen were alive.
Not only they didn't die in the ocean, but also managed to survive on a small island.
Years later they had a baby boy.
Later on, the king and the queen got eaten by panthers. Fortunately, the baby boy survived.
Some monkeys on the island raised the boy.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Tarzan of the Apes is Elsa & Anna‘s little brother！~
Study shows
If you like Radiohead or Cigarettes After Six
You are probably depressed
Did you know that in SpongeBob
Mr.Krabs is the one who killed Peral's mother?
Real Patrick died before season 4, the current Patrick is in fact a robot？
Squidward was actually a good musician before Spongebob made him tone-deaf？