WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHH

Who is Neves? For the blind, She is the vision. For the hungry, She is the chef. For the thirsty, She is the water. If Neves thinks, I agree. If Neves speaks, I am listening. If Neves has a million fans i am one of them . if Neves has ten fans i am one of them. if Neves has only one fan then that is me. if Neves has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth. if the world is against Neves, i am against the world.

guh

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Neves I love you. I truly love you, you fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. I really need you in my life, you complete me. I would do everything for you, I would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, I'll do everything, please give me a chance.

I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Neves. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching Nichijou, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Neves to be my girlfriend, my lover, and my life. I want her to be mine. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Neves.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'gentleman. You've just become every man's dream man. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Poor Neves, he always has to deal with these idiots. if I was his boyfriend he would get treated like the king he is. I would never embarass him especially not in front of other people. This is disgusting. Neves if you are reading this just get away from these morons and find yourself a man(me) that respects you.

So yesterday i was playing on de_mirage and had a boy on my team. after a few rounds he asked for a drop, and me and the boys knew it was a race - i was the first one to drop him an awp, and i think he got a crush on me after that. he even said nice try after i failed a clutch couple of rounds later. anyway I added him after the game, im planning our wedding and honeymoon at the moment, just waiting for him to accept, he probably is nervous which is why he hasnt accepted me yet right haha

heyyy king I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your balls are till now but they’re awesome

A boy.... AND a gamer? Whoa papa! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lord... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

guh