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Elden Ring is the best game I ever played and this dlc is good but def not a 10/10 or a 9/10 like the bought critics say. If the main game is a 9/10 this dlc would be a 7/10. The main bosses in this dlc feel like side bosses, most of them have no cutscene, they don't talk and are poorly designed. Every time I killed one I was shocked that it dropped a remembrance because the fights were so ridiculously lame and they could've easily been side bosses. There are no build ups, no story lines for most of the bosses so u don't really gonna remember them. The main game doesn't have that every boss is memorable. The only dlc bosses that were good are messmer and bayle and a big factor that played into it were the build ups and marketing. Messmer was on the cover of the dlc, the npcs talked big about him and he has all this soldiers that are dressed in his reddish theme etc. Bayle was on the top of a mountain like an anime character and had his own famous line "Curse You Bayle!". All the other bosses felt soulless. They put a hippo and a lion as a remembrance boss and reused them later in the map, then they reuse radahn not as some boss but as the final boss which is crazy to me. When I heard that I was already so disappointed but then the design of the fight was even worse. The first phase was very poor but the 2nd phase is a complete disaster the lights just randomly fall down nothing made any sense they just wanted it to be as hard and edgy as possible. The fps drops were insane and he spams these clone jutsu attacks and teleports. It didn't even look cool it was very laggy and weird. When he was teleporting away he definitely took crack before he landed back there into this lame ahh room cause I know a drug addicted when I see one. I put all my bets that his supplier is this lgbt femboy. This fight was like beating stage 4 cancer. The whole map was filled with beautiful areas and when u went there there was nothing to explore it was very linear and barely any dungeons and a lot of them had no boss fights. They should've put the "main bosses" in these dungeons, no one would've noticed a difference. A lot of spaces on the map are just wasted like the areas of the 2 fingers and st trinas area disappointed me cause it felt like dark souls the way it was so linear. There were no other objectives or paths to go, just a boss fight and that's it. the area had no other use. I thought it's gonna have some caves u can explore or swamps where u fall asleep. And I don't even wanna replay this game cause a lot of areas are a pain in the ass and it just doesn't feel the same. It's only a masterpiece in that first run where u have this magical adventure. The Dlc didn't bring back that feeling u got when u first played elden ring it just felt like extra content u had everything already, all the weapons, outfits, already elden lord. it was just fun to explore a bit cause the art direction is peak. The only one who I can see being part as a main boss in the main game was messmer that's it all the other dlc bosses feel like side bosses that don't fit into the main storyline. That's probably why they marketed him so strong in all the covers and trailers they knew he was the only one they can show off. But going through a libary and finding him there in that random ahh chamber was surely weird. This dlc could've been executed better. But it's still 100 times better than most of the games today but for fromsofts standards it ain't good.

waste of money, they just reused the same map from the base game and the girl sucks she is like sakura from naruto she cant fight ♥♥♥♥, like u never have ammo or ur ability all u can do is run away like a coward. the enemies are all dementors from harry potter no variety and u cant kill them they take like 6 shots and they spam them everywhere on the map. it just feels so lazy like they just wanted to cash grab

Todes frustrierend, checkpoints in kurdistan und viel zu wenig sodass man jedes mal quer durch die ganze map laufen muss um wieder zum gleichen ort zu kommen was lw ist und das spiel extrem slowed-repetitive, schlechtes belohnungssystem, die monster sind einfach 100 mal stärker als die bosse selbst und jagen dich bis du tot bist wehren bringt auch nix weil deren hp viel zu hoch ist und sie zu viert oder mehr auf dich draufgehen, du kannst durch wände getroffen werden und die gegner können dich bodyblocken. überall sind irgendwelche sümpfe durch die du 10 jahre durchlaufen musst was extrem lw ist, zu wenig ausdauer, man kann nicht springen, fallschaden ist absolut lächerlich, keine karte, keine zeit zum entdecken weil jeder spast dich durch die ganze map jagt und die items die man findet eh scheiße sind, weit entfernte gebäuden sind geblurred ist echt ein schöner ausblick, kein funktionierendes online, vollpreis für ein spiel dass schon einige jahre alt ist mit einer mittelmäßigen grafik. story worum gehts eigentlich was ist nochmal mein ziel ? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ community die nur positives sagt und mich dazu brachte mein geld aus dem fenster zu werfen. Tut euch den schmerz nicht an denn das leben selbst ist schon schmerzhaft genug. Holt euch lieber elden ring ist 1000 mal geiler.

MASTERPIECE. but really hard

10/10