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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 6:38am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:24am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 25 May, 2021 @ 3:54am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 12:57am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:51am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 21 May, 2021 @ 3:00am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:21am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 2:15pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2021 @ 3:09am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 12:26am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 5:14am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:04am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 7:00am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:19am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 5:28am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:24am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:53am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 May, 2021 @ 4:39am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 6:53am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 5:52am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 10:40am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 5:45am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:51am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 May, 2021 @ 11:08am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:34am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2021 @ 10:59am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 7:46am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:31am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:17am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 7:51am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 6:55am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:51am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 5:40am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:03am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:53am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 1:12pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:52am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:00am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:35am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:33am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 1:01pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:37pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2021 @ 11:52am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 8:22am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:56am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 6:00am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:02am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2021 @ 9:57am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:42am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:47am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 7:52am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:14am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:38am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 11:30am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 1:38pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:28am



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!