Recent reviews by Dr. Engelmacher

It's ARK, what did you expect? A good game that works? Yeah, not in this universe. I just recommend it because over the years, ARK: Survival Evolved lowered my expectations extremely. ARK: Survival Ascended may be crappy but it's better than ARK: Survival Evolved which makes it for me, a brain-washed old ARK player with over 3,000 hours in ARK in total, a good game. I know it and you know it, you will buy this crap game because it's hecking ARK.