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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 7:08am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:42am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 8:16am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:04pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:30am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 6:04am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 11:06am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:12pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 11:16am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 7:26am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 2:19pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:58am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.