ELA - Estou com medo!
ELE - Porquê?
ELA - É a minha primeira vez.
ELE - É só relaxares bem.
ELA - Aiiih.
ELE - Tens que abrir mais se faz favor...
ELA - Tou a sangrar tipo.
ELE - Já vai parar, confia.
ELA - Como é que sabe?
ELE - Sou experiente!
ELA - Entao e se não parar?!
ELE - Relaxa, pára sempre.
ELA - Tá a doer baby.
ELE - Calma , vou tirar.
ELA - Aiiiii!
ELE - Pronto, já ta, para a semana que vem , voltas para arrancar o outro dente!

+rep

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

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If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage