iq: 198 (now 210, as of 15/06/2021) (now 223, as of 10/06/2023)
social intelligence test: 36/37
sociapath-test: 50/64
personality type: infj
chess elo (FIDE) rating: 2652
go rating: 5 dan professional

black belt 6th dan kyokushin karate
9-time judo champion UK
asian taekwondo championship 2018 winner

marathon time: 2h 2m
100m sprint: 10.6s
schulte table classic light: 3.55 seconds

oxford degrees in:
-chemistry
-mechanical engineering
-computer science and maths
-physics
-philosophy

almost aced the gaokao examination (found a copy on 4chan)
lowest i got on any academic or graded assessment whatsoever in my life, was 91%.

fluent in:
- french
- spanish
- mandarin chinese
- korean
- german
- latin
- urdu

mastery in:
- the piano (can play beethoven's 9th symphony)
- the violin
- the blade
- the tamberine
- the khaen

went through 2 military boot camps (fort benning, fort knox) and came out laughing

visited:
- great wall of china
- great pyramids of giza
- christ the redeemer
- taj mahal
- the colosseum
- leaning tower of pisa
- pompeii
- the white house (like 9 times)

blood type: AB-
eye colour: heterochromic
gender: legendary
relationship status: e-dating three japanese girls
didn't need covid-19, malaria or ebola vaccines because i was already born with the antibodies
only time i was ill in my life, was when i was sick at it

weaknesses: none notable

took a trip round the globe, now we do it again