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Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:34pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:53pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:07pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:45pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:46pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:54pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:00pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:39pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:36pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:08pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:30pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:31pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:33pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:31pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:56pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:44pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:18pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:04pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:43pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:57pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
21 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
70 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
249 / 500

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
146 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
10 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
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